I don't want to work out and you can't make me...

This post has seriosly taken me all day to write..

I'm reading Hand Over the Altoids blog and she mentions that her husband flat out tells her she needs to lose weight. Shocked I know! Men usually know that if you tell your wife she has to lose weight then you're going to get a beat down...

So this is how I plan to work out...




I have a Curves like 5 blocks from my house and they have all their windows covered up and it's like a secret hideaway which is good because you don't want to be working out and your cute pants you just bought are already too stretched out and falling off.




Or have you noticed that many like Bally's, 24 hour fitness and other Gyms are like right next door to a Dunken Donuts or a Subway.. My Bally's is in front of a Quiznos.. Ohhh and I swear I seen a Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of a 'Curves'. They now exactly where to market their products...Yea that's sooo wrong!

There was discussion I think like in Mississippi where they want to pass a law and make it illegal to sell fast food to fat people. Seriously, no lie..


So off the topic: If you are easily disgusted do not continue reading. If you continue you were warned...


So my pup just ate his bowl movement and then puked it up and wanted to eat it again..Is that normal?